Posts Tagged ‘conservative’

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he simply does not buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he demands that all guns be outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he simply does not eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he demand that all meat products be banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he simply thinks about ways he can better his situation.
If a a liberal is down and out, he demands that everyone else pay for his situation.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host or news channel, he simply switches channels.
If a liberal doesn’t like them, he demands that they be shut down.

If a conservative does not believe in God, he simply does not go to church.
If a liberal does not believe in God, he demands that any mention of God and/or religion are silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health insurance, he simply buys a policy, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal needs health insurance he demands that the rest of us have the same National Plan, even if we do not want it, which is paid for by all of us.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a liberal reads this email he will delete it because he’s “offended”.

Well I showed it to you….so what say you?

And that’s my view.